El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

What can learning a new language (or 20) do for you?

If a thoroughly average pasty white guy who only owns one shirt and still lives with his parents in Aurora, IL can land a beautiful exotic woman just by learning her language (and by having his own cable access television show purchased for big money and put on national television), then you'll be swimming in long legged female vocalists/bass players in no time for sure.

Learn a language for free. (fsi-language-courses.com)