The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Shortcut: through his ego's stomach.
Upon reading this we had a few immediate thoughts.
- These are all true.
- We make a kiddie pool look deep.
- Our girlfriends need to read this.
- Wait! If they read this they'll be able to manipulate us without having to show any skin.
- Why the **** can't you unsend an e-mail?!
