Showing posts with label Popular Culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Popular Culture. Show all posts

Monday, July 23, 2007

The Director of Programming at Fox couldn't find his ass with a map and wouldn't know a good show if it shit in his cereal.

Pissed about Deadwood no longer being on the air? How about those gorram idiots over at Fox canceling Firefly and Arrested Development without thinking twice? Miss last week's episode of Entourage? Have you somehow never seen footage of the Hindenburg disaster? Itching for a good battle scene involving the Dinobots? Did you laugh hysterically while your girlfriend screamed in horror as Brad Pitt was doing an Oscar-worthy impersonation of a pinball in Meet Joe Black?

TV Links. [tvlinks.co.uk]

Thanks Salvy.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

I am in ur webz, waxing philosophical about quantum mechanics.

The internet perfectly lends itself to both genius and structured insanity, there is no arguing that (this site pretty much pays homage to that fact). Bruce Feirstein famously said that "the distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success". One would do well to point out that the definition of "success" in the realm of the internet has been blurred. Incredibly, fantastically, enormously blurred.

What constitutes success these days? Is it hits? Is it getting forwarded in e-mails around the world? How about appearing on Digg or Slashdot or any other various "news" aggregators? The answer to this question is frighteningly difficult to ascertain because the answer depends almost entirely on who you are asking.

Some people will tell you that the Lolcat is a success, and thus is genius not insanity. We didn't really think of them as either[1]...at least not until we saw one particular Lolcat recently and found it to be utterly ingenious, and subsequently hilarious. For those of you who don't know what a Lolcat is (to be honest, we were only vaguely familiar with them and had no idea they had a formal definition), Wikipedia explains them as such:

Lolcats, a compound of lol and cat, are photos of cats with humorous captions. They are a type of image macro, and are thus also referred to as cat macros. Lolcats are created for the purpose of sharing them with others on imageboards and other internet forums.

Lolcat images usually consist of a photo of a cat with a caption characteristically formatted in a sans serif font such as Impact or Arial Black. The image is, on occasion, photoshopped for effect. The caption generally acts as a speech balloon encompassing a comment from the cat, or is a simple description of the depicted scene. The caption is intentionally written with deviations from standard English spelling and syntax featuring "strangely-conjugated verbs, but [a tendency] to converge to a new set of rules in spelling and grammar." These altered rules of English have been referred to as a type of pidgin or baby talk. The text is frequently in the form of a snowclone parodying the grammar-poor patois stereotypically attributed to internet slang. Frequently, lolcat captions take the form of snowclones where nouns and verbs are replaced in a phrase. Some phrases have a known source while others seem to be specific to the lolcat form.

One common reoccurring phrase is: "im in yur X Yin' ur Z", a snowclone of "I'm in ur base killing ur doodz."
[2]

Schrödinger's Lolcat. (flickr - dantekgeek)

[1] We would just like to say that we extol the virtues of both genius and insanity, but beyond these two classifications, one must also consider that something can still just be stupid.

[2]This line incidentally comes from an exchange between Starcraft players that has become part of internet lore (see: "all your base are belong to us").

Thursday, May 24, 2007

He saved Teri Hatcher with a rubber band when she was desperate, but not yet a housewife.

Give him a shoelace, a piece of bubblegum, a broken toothpick, a fish hook, and an empty matchbook and the next thing you know he'll be traveling to other worlds using wormholes and saving their moderately attractive 80s glam-haired women.

All Macgyver ever needs. (Neatorama)

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

LEGO Fundamentalists > LEGO Maniacs

Let's be honest, the Bible is a little boring and way to wordy. What it needs are illustrations. Not illustrations like the 80s animation style cartoons from the obscure religious channels one can find somewhere between the news channels and the Norwegian folk/speed metal music channels provided by the cable company. What the Bible really needs is to be illustrated using LEGOs, because, and lets be honest here, nothing says 'spreading the word of god' like using the shark from the LEGO pirates kit in a scene depicting Genesis 2:19-20.

The Brick Testament. (thebricktestament.com)

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The Internet: Beyond the Music

A. That song from that commercial...
Ever been walking around wondering what song was playing during that commercial where a talking Gecko and a duosyllabic duck shared a Miller High Life in the back of the new Ford F150 being driven by Victoria Secret models that you saw last night? Wonder no more.

Music from TV commercials. (songtitle.info)

B. You know that song that goes...
Can't remember the title, band, or lyrics of a song, but know how to hum a few bars of the refrain? That used to just get you weird looks from people when you asked them if they knew the tune. Now it might let you find the song you were looking for.

I don't know how it works, but it works.

Find that tune. (musiclens.de)

Incidentally, that song from the Saturn commercial you could swear you remember being sung by a couple of pink Muppets a decade or two ago - was.