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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." [Winston Churchill]
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." [Abraham Lincoln]
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." [Groucho Marx]
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." [Mark Twain]
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." [George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill]
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." [Winston Churchill, in response]
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." [Irvin S. Cobb]
"He had delusions of adequacy." [Walter Kerr]
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." [Jack E. Leonard]
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." [Charles, Count Talleyrand]
When insults had class. [Boreme.com]
